When I reach into my bag to pull out my iPhone...
When I send a text to the wrong person
When I have my hair styled just how I like it
The Joy of Jewish humor, March 22nd, 2013
A man asked his rabbi, “Rabbi, you’re a man of G-d. So why is it that you are always talking about business, when I, a businessman, am always talking about spiritual matters?” “You have discovered one of the principles of human nature,” the rabbi replied.” “And what’s that, rabbi?” “People like to discuss things they know nothing...
The Joy of Jewish Humor, March 16th, 2013
Father Murphy had an emergency, so he called his friend, Rabbi Seigel, to cover for him in the confessional. Father Murphy had the rabbi observe him for a few minutes before he left. They’re in the confessional when a woman entered. “Father, forgive me, for I have sinned. I got angry at my husband and yelled!” “How many times?” asked Father Murphy ...
The Joy of Jewish humor, march 15th, 2013
During a break in young Herschel’s morning cheder class, he approached Rabbi Bornfeld and asked, “Rabbi, why are the seas always so salty?” Without hesitating, Rabbi Bornfeld replied, “Because of the herring, Herschel.”
When someone stupid says something smart
When I’m on fb/reddit/watching a movie and my mom wants me to help her with something
When you’re in the dressing room at a store and the outfit you try on looks amazing
When guys start giving girls advice..
skippractice: maybe she’s barn with it maybe it’s neighbelline
When a Friend is Being Annoying Negative